Sunday, March 27, 2011

PhatFlix: "Sucker Punch': GIRLS IN THE MATRIX? HELL YEAH!

PhatFlix: "Sucker Punch': GIRLS IN THE MATRIX? HELL YEAH!: "'Sucker Punch', the latest film by writer-director Zack Snyder ('300', 'Watchmen') and is his first film that's based on his own source mate..."

Monday, December 6, 2010

The World F*cks up. Says NO to Japan's 2022 World Cup Plan.

What a friggin shame. Japan's incredibly great 2022 World Cup bid involved projecting 3D holograms of the games live onto soccer football fields around the world and setting up a wireless telecommunication system for global translation (so people can talk no each other with out language barriers) just got kicked to the curb. Japan just offered the world 3D holographic full field broadcasts and other cool stuff that will help unite the planet - and got dissed. That's so buttcrack. Maybe you'll get a better sense of what we could'a experienced after watching the clip.

Monday, October 18, 2010

"BOHO"
New bohemian dialect/Next -Gen slang




ANALOGOSAURUS

A person that stubbornly refuses to acknowledge modern or emerging technology.


B.F.E (Boyfriend Experience)
The male partner of a platonic relationship that occasionally performs sexual favors.

An erotic service where an amateur male sex worker pretends to be in a casual relationship with a paying client.


BIO-BOD
A person who has never received cosmetic surgery or surgical implants.


BLUE SHIRT
A businessperson whose values are liberal in nature.


B.O.T
Term of endearment pertaining to a well conceived plan of action or neat appearance. Stands for “Barack Obama Tight”. (Usage: masculine or Feminine).



BRACELET
An attractive, often younger companion to flaunt (on one’s arm) at social events.


BROOKLYN HOLLYWOOD
A D-I-Y, low-budget film shot in New York.


BUDGET
Of shoddy, incomplete condition.

The result of attempting to cut corners financially when a project requires additional attention or funding.

A person who exhibits a lowbrow, cheap or stingy manner


BULLLET
The butt end of a cigar or cigarette.


C YOU NEXT THURSDAY
An underhanded, derogatory way of cursing at an unruly or difficult woman. (i.e.; covert & clever acronym, spelling the word “C-U-N-T”)


CHAFEY
An uncaring, abrasive attitude. Not having any regard for social pageantry or etiquette.


CHISTOPHER STALKIN
One who actively pursues another person’s attention, without regard for their need for privacy.


CLASSHOLE
One who discriminates based on a person’s economic status


CONSUMERSTAR
Person of popularity or mass influence whose public status has not yet reached the media.


DAG
A kid-friendly slang term of disgust or disappointment. (i.e.; “Darn!” or ‘”Damn!”)


DOO DOO. COM
A long-formally registered web domain that has never been activated into a viable e-commerce website.


DRINKING THE MILKSHAKE (Derived from a line in the movie “There Will Be Blood)
To interrupt or eavesdrop on a conversation.

To instigate the breakup of a relationship ( Update of the term “Home wrecker”)

To intervene without permission.

To legally obtain wealth or property in an unscrupulous manner.


E - DOG
An energy technology field technician.


FRESH 2 DEF
Well-dressed or dressed to impress.


G.F.E (Girlfriend Experience)
The female partner of a platonic relationship that occasionally performs sexual favors.

An erotic service where an amateur female sex worker pretends to be in a casual relationship with a paying client.


GIMMIE GOT YOU HERE
Institutional slang for “Stop Whining”. Used as a snappy comeback when a person demands something from you by saying “Gimmie”.


GIT IN WHERE YOU FIT IN
Term describing the action of finding one’s place in an unfamiliar situation.


GOOEY
An unattractive, smarmy or contemptuous predatory attitude or presence.


GREEN SHIRT
A businessperson who works in the field of energy technology.


GREEN SHIRT BLUE
A businessperson who works in the field of energy technology whose values are liberal in nature.


GREEN SHIRT RED
A businessperson who works in the field of energy technology whose values are conservative in nature.


HOLLYWOODY
Term describing a condition of being impressed, enamored or infatuated by the performance or presence of a professional movie actor or actress. (i.e.; “Star struck”. Play on the slang term "Woody", describing an erection or state of arousal )


HOME SHOW
A voyeuristic erotic service where actors are dispatched to a client’s home and engage in titillating scenarios while the client watches from a hidden location.

A couple that engages in an intense display of affection during a public event.

An inebriated person who performs a sensual, titillating or lewd act during a public event.


JACK
To steal something or rob someone.


JAZZHOLE
A musician who discriminates based on what kind of music a person listens to, other than Jazz.


JUX
Two people engaged in a close, personal relationship. (Shortened form of the word “Juxtaposed”)


L-RONNER
A member of the church of Scientology. (Derived from the name of the churches leader L. Ron Hubbard.)


JACKO-JACKED
To be violated by a sexual predator. (Derived from the name “Michael Jackson”)


MILLI
A small unit of time; slang for “Millisecond”. (Term of exaggeration.)


MOD-CON
A system, situation or physical device that enables a person to achieve a task effortlessly. (Derived from the term “Modern Connivance”)


M.O.T.
Term of endearment pertaining to a well conceived plan of action, benevolent nature, neat appearance or well-toned physique. Stands for “Michelle Obama Tight”. (Usage: Feminine).


MUFFIN TOP
The excess flesh that spills over the waist of one’s pants when they are worn tightly around the lower waist/upper buttocks.


NANOPIMP
A haughty, self-involved and selfish person that seldom resolves projects or business matters.


NEXT CONTESTANT
A victim of a scam, swindle or abusive relationship.


NO-BOT
A person who exhibits a true and genuine nature.


NUMBER 9
An affluent man who employs a prostitute for sexual services. (i.e.; Former New York governor. Elliot Spitzer was Client #9”)


O.D.
To go crazy or exhibit a state of madness. To lose one’s control. (Short for “Overdosed”)


PARADE
A garish, flamboyant manner.

The addition of unnecessary detailing or accessorizing.


PINCH
To exhibit an obvious fear of Homosexuality. (i.e.: the tight clenching of one’s anus due to nervousness.)


STREET PIZZA
Term used to describe a bloody crime scene, vehicular crash or result of suicide due to falling from heights.


RED SHIRT
A businessperson whose values are conservative in nature.


SAM
Nickname for a person of authority in the field of law enforcement or military. (Derived from the term “Uncle Sam”.)


SAUCE
A unique and pleasant sense of style. A favorable personal signature.

An accessory that compliments an existing item, set or theme.


SIX-THIRTY TO MIDNIGHT (Derived from a line in the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Term describing a sudden full erection, from a flaccid penal state.


SLAM!
A kid-friendly slang term of surprise or exclamation. (i.e.; “Wow!” or ‘Golly!”)


SMALL STREET
A person who works within the financial district who has no clout, confidence or influence.


STICKY
A person that is constantly in need of attention. (i.e.: “needy”, “kling-on”).

A socially inept person that constantly attends private events uninvited.


SUNNY SACK
A bag, backpack or purse that employs solar technology.

A small bag of marijuana.


THREE HOTS AND A COT
Institutional slang describing a situation involving free food and housing. Slang term for “3 hot meals and a cot (bed) to sleep on”.


TICK-TACKY
To be abrasive or rude while exhibiting a self-serving attitude. (Derived from the words “Tick” i.e.; “a bug that sucks your blood” and “Tacky” i.e.; “without class or style”).


VICKY’S
Word describing a woman’s undergarments. Panties. (Derived from “Victoria’s Secret”).


VIDIOT
A person who avidly engages in video game competition and/or culture.